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Rated Number 1 (Tired) |
| A blond, a redhead and a brunette were stranded on an island and the only way to get off the island was to swim to the next island. So, the redhead decides to go first, she swam halfway and got eaten by a shark. Then, the brunette decides to go, she swam halfway and got eaten by another shark. So then the blond goes, she swam halfway and got tired so she swam back. |
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Rated Number 2 (Stuck on an island) |
| A blonde a brunette and a red head are stuck on a island and it's 80 miles to shore. So the brunette tries to swim to shore makes it 40 miles and drowns. The red head tries and just like the brunette makes it half way and drowns. Then the blonde tries makes it half way decided she can't make so she swims back. |
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Rated Number 3 (tv) |
| one day, a blonde walked into a electronics store. she asked "can i have that tv?" the guy said, "sorry, we don't sell stuff to blondes." The blonde went home and dyed her hair black, and came back. She said"can i have that tv?" the guy said, "sorry, we don't sell stuff to blondes." The blonde went home and dyed her hair brunette. she came back and asked"can i have that tv?" the guy said "sorry, we don't sell stuff to blondes." Then the blonde yells, "i'm not a blonde, i'm a brunette" and the guy says"no your a blonde, because thats not a tv, thats a microwave" |
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Rated Number 4 (construction site) |
| There was a blond man a mexican man and an italian man working on a building. The mexican man opened up his lunch box and says burritos again if i get burritos again i will jump off this building! The Italian man looked into his lunch box and said spagetti again if i get spagetti again then i am going to jump off this building. When the blonde looked into his lunchbox he said bologna again i will jump off this building too if i get it again! The next day the mexican man got burritos and jumped off. the Italian man got spagetti again so he also jumped. the blond man got bologna and jumped too at their funeral the mexican's wife said i could have packed him anything but burritos! The Italian man's wife said i could have packed him pasta! The blond man's wife said don't look at me he packs his own lunch! |
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Rated Number 5 (What i would bring if i got stranded om an island) |
| One day a dumb blond a berniete head, and a red head were asked in school if they ever got stranded on an island what would you not live with out
The red head said water incase i get thirsty.
The berniete head said water.
The dumb blond said a car door incase we get hot we can roll the window down! |
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Rated Number 6 (blonde football) |
| a guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game. they got great seats, right behind the teams bench! At the end of the game, the guy asked, "so how'd you like the game?" she said, "oh it was great with all the big musles and tight pants, but i didn't really understand the point of the game." the guy looked puzzled and asked," what do you mean??" she said," at the beginning of the game, they flipped a quarter and one team got it and the whole rest the game they were screaming 'get the quarterback! get the quarterback!' i mean, get real, its just a stupid quarter!" |
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Rated Number 7 (computer) |
| how can you tell if a blondes been at the computer?
theres cheese infront of the mouse |
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Rated Number 8 (blonde science project) |
| There was this blonde teenager and she needed help with her science project. So, she walks into her mall, and goes up to this blonde and says, "Will you help me with this project I'm doing?"
The blonde mallgoer says "Sure. What do I have to do?"
The teenager says, "Go stand on that wall over there." So the mallgoer goes and stands on the wall.
The teenager then goes up to another blonde in the mall and asks her to help with the project, too. This time, she tells the mallgoer to stand next to the other blonde on the wall, with both their ears touching.
The blonde teenager asks several more blondes to do the same thing on the wall, until she had a long line of blondes. She then pulls a battery powered blowdryer out of a bag and holds it near the blonde on the end's ear. Right before the teenager is about to turn the dryer on, the blonde says, "Stop! What is this project about anyway?"
The teenager then says, "Oh, Darn it! I Forgot to tell you! I'm making a wind tunnel!" |
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Rated Number 9 (Potatoe) |
| So there is a brunette, blonde and a red head. all of them are running fromt he police so the red head hides in a dog house and when the police knocked on it she said ruff ruff and the brunette ran and hide into a cat house and when they knocked on it she said meow meow well the blonde jumped into a potatoe sack and when they knocked on it she yelled
POTATOE POTATOE!!!! |
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Rated Number 10 (a blonde and her dog) |
| There was a dumb blonde that named every thing she bought and one day she bought a house and named it my furry bum. Then she got a dog and named it crack but crack went missing so she ran to the police and said “officer, officer my dog is missing” and in reply the police man said “well where did you look” she said “ well I looked all around my furry bum but I couldn’t find my crack”. |
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